Looks like someone needs some sunshine and some pretty flowers RT @FillaThePenMen: Another damn day! I feel like a FUCKN sheep.

Lmao no that doesnt count =) RT @othesun23: @Trauma_Man I am 5’6 and speak in neologisms…is that okay?

LMFAO! Its like an SNL skit but its real! RT @BibleAlsoSays: Who ever said Born Again Christians weren’t cool? http://tinyurl.com/c5jvde

I need a sidekick who is short and speaks broken english. That would be the shit.

Not tryna judge or anything but this man smells like doo doo. Again, not tryna judge.

I hope this tornado doesn’t spoil my plans with Jose Cuervo

Welp the sirens are goin off. Let’s dance!

A tornado is comin but I’m safe at the mall http://ping.fm/XxwSj

I like my coffee like I like my surrealist humor:
giraffe.

I like my coffee like I like my recently deceased Chihuahua:
stored in the freezer to lock in freshness.