The Temple of Black Zen

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 13:50:50 +0000

Looks like someone needs some sunshine and some pretty flowers RT @FillaThePenMen: Another damn day! I feel like a FUCKN sheep.

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 02:59:35 +0000

Lmao no that doesnt count =) RT @othesun23: @Trauma_Man I am 5’6 and speak in neologisms…is that okay?

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 02:55:15 +0000

LMFAO! Its like an SNL skit but its real! RT @BibleAlsoSays: Who ever said Born Again Christians weren’t cool? http://tinyurl.com/c5jvde

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 02:48:27 +0000

I need a sidekick who is short and speaks broken english. That would be the shit.

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 01:12:22 +0000

Not tryna judge or anything but this man smells like doo doo. Again, not tryna judge.

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 00:35:59 +0000

I hope this tornado doesn’t spoil my plans with Jose Cuervo

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 00:31:57 +0000

Welp the sirens are goin off. Let’s dance!

Trauma Man — Thu, 20 May 2010 00:24:52 +0000

A tornado is comin but I’m safe at the mall http://ping.fm/XxwSj

Trauma Man — Wed, 19 May 2010 22:59:15 +0000

I like my coffee like I like my surrealist humor:
giraffe.

Trauma Man — Wed, 19 May 2010 07:33:06 +0000

I like my coffee like I like my recently deceased Chihuahua:
stored in the freezer to lock in freshness.